When it’s my time to go, I’m going to plug in these Kenwood SP0001 glass speakers into a badass receiver. Then I’m going to crank the volume and disintegrate in the resulting shrapnel. It’s really too bad that, as the $1000 speakers offer a measly 10Wx2 channels of sound, I’d leave the scene with little more than a few scratches. But in that case, I’d just default to plan B—poisoning myself with a toxic intake of homogenized cheese—which is still a pretty good way to go in my book.